So this pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender asks, "Hey pirate, what's with the steering wheel?" The pirate answers, "Argh! It's drivin' me nuts."
(Mad props to Sam, who told this joke so well at dinner that Franny lost a mouthful of corn on the cob. Also, apologies to Tutu, 'cuz you're not supposed to tell this kind of joke to your mother.)
(Mad props to Sam, who told this joke so well at dinner that Franny lost a mouthful of corn on the cob. Also, apologies to Tutu, 'cuz you're not supposed to tell this kind of joke to your mother.)
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